Wednesday, March 21, 2007

Chuck Norris plays poker!

Chuck Norris PokerA jeweler named Danny Yousefzadeh won today's WSOP circuit event final table at Caesars Atlantic City. Congrats on your $488, 828 first prize Danny. ;)

But with the WPT event at Bay 101 and the European Poker Tour attracting the bigger names, the really interesting story today is that Chuck Norris came 9th!

Who knows if it is the real Chuck Norris, or some other clown pretending to be Chuck Norris. Here at the Poker.com office we love any Chuck Norris!

We hear that Chuck didn't go to a single showdown all day, because when he bet at a pot the other players just folded. Chuck also didn't get dealt a single full house, but he dealt out plenty of round houses....
(apologies for the really bad chuck norris internerd humor)

Here were the final standings and prizemoney.

1. Danny Yousefzadeh $488,828
2. John McMahon $268,858
3. Eugene Fouksman $137,484
4. Frank Vizza $106,932
5. Matt Brady $91,656
6. Rick Austin $76,380
7. David Fox $61,104
8. Grant Lang $45,828
9. Chuck Norris $30,552

Make sure you spend that $30k wisely Chuck. With no more Texas Walker on TV who knows where your next pair of rhinestone boots is coming from you loveable cowboy karate police ranger guy you...

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